Sunday, December 6, 2009

Random thoughts

1. This past Friday,
 I was perusing Peter Speirs' book Christmas with my first graders.
There was an illustration of Santa ringing a bell for donations.
I said, "Sometimes people dress up in Santa suits at Christmastime."
Zach said, "Elves do that."
"Zachary, I don't think they are elves.  This man is tall."
Zach replied with certainty, 
"One elf stands on another elf's shoulders...
they do that, you know."

2.  Neither one-year-olds nor 52-year-olds find somersaults effortless.

3.  What do you do when you find an ancestor's grave?
Talk to them?  What do you say?

4.  My mom is in an Alzheimers unit.
She has trouble carrying on a conversation of more than a half minute,
and difficulty answering simple questions.
She often doesn't recognize loved ones.
(Actually, she treats everyone as a loved one,
whether she knew them or not.)
...but she can sing!
Many songs.
Many verses.
In harmony.
Interesting what the mind retains.

5. In November,
Denny had the opportunity to be in an elk herd at night.
A little disconcerting, 
and very cool.
There is more to that story,
but I'll let him tell it.




Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Twilight in 119 Words

When I borrowed Twilight
my librarian friend remarked,
"Oh no!  Not you, too!"
I was curious about all the hype,
and read it in an afternoon.
Let me save you an afternoon....

Twilight, Part I

Bella moves from Phoenix (remarried mom)
to Olympic Peninsula (busy dad) high school.
Bella thinks: 
"Edward Cullen is beautiful!
His eyes change! 
He likes me!
He likes me not!"
Smoldering looks.
Chuckles.
"He saved my life!  Often!
But Indians say Cullens are vampires!"
More beauty.
More changing eyes.
More smoldering looks.
More chuckles.

Edward thinks:
"Bella smells good.
Should I or shouldn't I?
Why do I keep saving her life?"

Part II

Bella meets the Vampire Folks.
Nice house.
Vampires play amazing baseball.
Bad vampires come and want Bella. 
Will she get away?

At the prom, Edward aims for the neck.
Will he or won't he?
Find out in Book Two.


S.
I have no intention of reading Book Two.




Thursday, July 30, 2009

Thanks, Mormons!

The Mormons have Glenn Beck, 
polygamy, 
the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, 
and Harry Reid.

They also have Marie Osmond,
Napoleon Dynamite,
the Mormon Tabernacle Choir,
and Family Search!

Last night I was cruising through Family Search
and found out that my ancestry 
includes Charlemagne.
Cool.  Very cool.
I now will be reading the encyclopedia in my spare time.

If you want to peruse your genealogy,
google Family Search,
click on Advanced Search,
enter known information
(the older, the better),
and read the postings.
Many seem identical,
but one may have a nugget 
that connects you to another generation.
And yes, it's free!

Sue

PS.  Would you put Twilight 
in paragraph one or two?



Saturday, June 13, 2009

Greetings from Bogalusa, Louisiana

Recommended:
Perry's Seafood,
a tiny restaurant on route 26 east of Bogalusa.
Boiled crayfish (pronounced "crawfish).
Boiled shrimp.
Remoulade.
Crayfish etouffe.
(Is that how to spell ay-tu-fay?)
Talking Perry into a tour of the 
as-yet-uncooked crayfish--
I've never held two huge handfuls of those guys before!
Karen's conversation
of weeping trees
and karaoke
and haircuts, 
and the "God bless you" on the way out.

There are gators behind the motel tonight.
Cool.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Some Unsolved Mysteries

1.  Why did dinosaurs become extinct?

2.  Who built Stonehenge?

3.  Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

4.  Who sent my mother a card signed "Your loving daughter, Sue" ?  
It wasn't me.

Monday, March 30, 2009

The Young Male Mind

This past Friday, 
a fifth grader reading the morning announcements said,
"...and a happy weekend birthday to Mrs. Shaffner."  
My first graders perked up and smiled at me.  
A bit later, we were finishing the weekly spelling test.  
When the kids finish, 
they turn their papers to the back 
and begin drawing a picture.  
As I passed the green table, 
I noticed Megan was drawing a birthday cake, 
Alexis was drawing a person wearing our classroom birthday hat, 
Alayna was drawing a birthday cake, 
...and Joel was drawing a detonator connected to TNT.

S.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Five Things


1.  This is the week that robins and bluebirds traditionally are seen on the mountain.  Not this year!  Winter is hanging on, but I have seen a few signs of spring:
  • a roadkilled raccoon
  • a roadkilled skunk
  • geese flying, not north, but in circles
  • a dog with his head out a truck window
2.  Recently we saw Ladysmith Black Mambazo perform in State College.  Wow.  Amazingly creative sounds, sparklingly funny personalities, beautiful worship songs in an African tongue (Zulu?).  They were introduced by an NPR hostess who loved their songs of peace.  She just omitted mentioning where that peace comes from.

3.  Our granddaughter Anna (the cutest baby in the world-- and as soon as we remember how to send pictures from the camera to the computer, we'll prove it) and our Siamese cat Chai are beginning to have things in common: they both are fascinated by the sound and feel of papers.

4.  We watched Mama Mia! last week and the songs have not yet stopped running through my head.  Recommended.

5.  "Thanks!" to all those friends who recommended watching "24."   

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.  Thanks, KatE.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Groundhog Dog

There are a number of reasons to make this "Groundhog" post:

1. It's Groundhog Week.  
Our famous friend Ben "Fogspinner" Hughes 
dislodged Phil from his burrow 
early on Groundhog Day this past Monday morning.  
Phil saw his shadow, 
implying there will be six more weeks of winter.  
Sorry, folks.

2. I've been going through some of my mom's papers
and found a paper titled "Groundhog Dog"
that Dad had written at Mom's urging.  
My mom really 
really 
really 
really wanted to be a published writer herself,
but instead her legacy is her students,
a few of whom were published due to her encouragement.
Perhaps she would have appreciated blogging.

3. This month marks the sixth anniversary of my Dad's death.

4. With the current economic conditions, 
you may find this information useful....


                                         "Groundhog Dog"

          Today when I talk to people about a groundhog dog they wonder, of course, if I haven't slipped a few gears.  Everyone has heard about rabbit, coon, bird, and even deer and bear dogs, but groundhog?

            During the Great Depression of the thirties (I never did understand why they called it "great") my father made a living at the barber trade.  I can remember haircuts were twenty-five cents and a shave was fifteen cents.  We rented a small three bedroom home in DuBois for $18.75 per month.  One of our main staples was groundhog.  Not many people eat groundhog today, but during the depression a lot were consumed with great relish.  My mother would cold pack the small pigs that my father would carry home and in the winter the sweet aroma would fill the house and could make the mouth of a king water.  
  
           In order to supply this sweet meat to feed three sons and a wife, my dad used a groundhog dog.  Fanny was the name of this black and tan, airdale, and other various breeds crossed to make a lovable dog that was death on groundhogs.
  
             Saturday always seemed to be the day we would take to the field in search of whistle pigs.  My older brother brother carried the small mattock.  My job was to carry the T-pipe used to follow the holes, and Dad had the Colt Woodsman 22 pistol.  Fanny would run the fields in search of a hog away from his den.  If she found one above ground she would move in to cut the retreating groundhog from its hole.  Then the fight began.  I would like to say Fanny never lost a battle--I can't, because she lost many a battle but won most of the wars.  Her black muzzle was scored from many fights, but when she got the pig behind the neck there was a whole lot of shaking going on and we would have one for the pot.
  
            During the heat of the day when most hogs were in the nice cool den, Fanny would go from one hole to another looking for an occupied den.  When one was found she would start to dig.  This was the signal for dad to call in the Rensel reserves.  Dad would get a long stick and shove it deep into the den hole to see the direction it was taking and he always left the stick in place.  He would then take the T-pipe I had been carrying and shove it into the ground looking for the hole.  When he could feel the pipe drop through the underground run we would start to dig.  Once we had the run uncovered, another long stick would be placed into our new excavation to check directions and again dad would push the pipe into the ground to find the run.  We could dig as many as five holes until we had the groundhog trapped between our manmade holes.  I forgot to give the job descriptions:  Jack and I did the digging and it was my father's job to watch the sticks.  When a stick would start to wiggle he knew the hog was crawling to that entrance.  Out the gray grizzled head of the pig would come to be met by a 22 hollow point from my father's Colt Woodsman.  After dad cleaned he chuck, we would fill in all the holes and move on to follow the dog to the next hole.  
  
          I think the record for a day was twenty-one groundhogs, but most days were six to eight.  In the evening they would be cleaned and cut up to fit the quart jars mom used to can.  During those days most people had an ice box so the meat could not be kept long  if it were not canned.  
 
           The education I received from these many outings was great:  for instance, a metal pipe will conduct electricity, a physics lesson I learned when crossing an electric fence and holding the T-pipe too low.  I would like to say it was a shocking experience, but I guess I'll pass that pun.  I can remember the biology lesson we learned when Fanny had us dig out a skunk.  I escaped the spray but Fanny and brother Jack rode home in the rumble seat of the Model B Ford coupe.  
 
           I'm sure Fanny was not the only groundhog dog in Pennsylvania in 1938 but I thought she was the greatest.  I would not trade my memories of these Saturday Safaris for the world.  My dad always said he would not live anywhere but Pennsylvania and I'm very blessed to have had a father that shared his love for the state and groundhog dogs with me. 

written by Bill Rensel
                October 1931-February 2003