Mom-isms

A friend at school showed me the youtube comedienne singing all the things that moms traditionally say. I looked up the lyrics and decided there were a few Shaffner sayings that were missing:

• Don't run with that stick.
• Scrub. Hard. Did you scrub?
• Time's up. Get out of the shower. Thankfully we now have a new well.
• Leaving in five.
• Four....
• We'll wait for you in the car.
• Whose day is it? Paul had choice on even dates, Luke on odd.
• No Man's Land. Stay on your own side of the car. Nobody touches the middle.
• There's a kitty treat in the basement. Litter box duty.
• Not in the house. BB guns, paintballs.
• Home again, home again, jiggedy jig.
• Go directly to bed. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.
• When the music comes on, the lights go out. Read, then listen to whatever music I think you need to be exposed to.
• Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
• Love you Paul. Love you Luke. Love you Dad. Think "Waltons".
• Choose wisely.

Sue