Showing posts with label bear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bear. Show all posts

Friday, June 14, 2019

Bigfoot Sighting


For years, Rockton Mountain has been known 
as a possible home for Bigfoot. 
We first heard of the the possibility over a generation ago 
when a Rockton woman found footprints near her pond 
and, upon further investigation, 
discovered some fish were missing. 
She concluded that this was the work of Bigfoot.
Why?
“Those footprints were an inch deep. 
My husband’s footprints are only a half inch deep 
and he’s a big fella, 
so the thing that made these footprints 
has to be bigger than my husband.”
And so it began.

A man returning from a New Year’s Eve party 
briefly saw something in his headlights. 
Bigfoot? 
One has to wonder what else he saw on the way home, 
but that same night, 
a woman who had NOT been drinking 
also saw an unidentified something in her headlights.
Later, a local jogger saw an unidentified creature cross the highway. 
Could it be a bigfoot?

Half-eaten roadkill?
Bigfoot.
Peculiar smell? 
Bigfoot.
Damage in your garden?
You guessed it. 
Bigfoot.

Even though primatologist Jane Goodall 
supports the possibility 
of the yet-unconfirmed ape-like creatures, 
we remained skeptical.
Over the Mountain restaurant, 
a mile from our house, 
advertised an upcoming meeting 
of The Bigfoot Society. 
We smiled condescendingly when we drove by 
and declined to attend.

And then the mystery invaded our lives.
At 2:20 on June 4, 2019, 
we were driving down the mountain 
toward the Anderson Creek bridge 
when I saw the silhouette of a bent over old man 
waiting to cross route 322. 
Behind him was the Moshannon State Forest, 
and in front of him, where he must have parked his car, 
was a spring at the bottom of a very steep, rocky mountainside. 
I watched him walk quickly and furtively across the highway. 
It looked like he was carrying something. 
I assumed he had picked up something that had blown from his vehicle— 
the day before I had watched a man 
retrieve an errant propane tank— 
but I could not see his vehicle 
as the highway curved and obscured my view. 
In ten seconds we reached the spring at the bottom of the mountain, 
but when we got there, 
there was NO vehicle. 
There was NO old man,
and there is NO WAY that a human could 
climb that mountainside in ten seconds.



“Whoa!” I said.
“Whoa what?” said Denny.
“I saw an old guy cross the road 
and then he just disappeared... 
I can understand why some people believe in Bigfoot 
because I have NO IDEA how to explain what I just saw.”
“Are you sure you didn’t see a deer?”
My vision is not what it once was, 
but I know a deer when I see one.
“Deer have four legs. What I saw was on two legs, bipedal.”
I enthusiastically continued to think about 
and then discard possible explanations 
until Denny reminded me that it was possible to think silently, 
a subtle suggestion.

When we saw friends that night, 
I told them of my Bigfoot sighting.
They smiled skeptically but admitted, 
if anyplace around here would have a bigfoot population, 
it would be on Rockton Mountain. 
Mary Kay listened attentively, 
then asked, “Are you sure it wasn’t a bear?”
I assured her that the creature was walking on two legs,
but later that night, eyes wide open, 
I contemplated her remark again
and padded downstairs 
to enter “bear walk two legs” in a search engine. 
It. Moved. Exactly. Like. My. Bigfoot.

I phoned a friend, a retired Penn State Wildlife professor, 
and asked him if a bear would walk across a highway on two legs. 
“That would be highly unusual,” he responded, 
“but it is possible...”

So now I think my Bigfoot sighting 
was really a highly unusual bear 
crossing the highway on two feet. 
Two big feet. 

But I could be wrong.






Sunday, February 4, 2018

Juneberry Thoughts

One of the advantages of living on the mountain
is the panorama that spreads out when we drive to the valleys.
Last month,
Bennett's Valley was spectacular
with hundreds of juneberry trees in blossom.  
Ameleanchor is known by a number of names:
shadbush,
serviceberry  two centuries ago
the berries were ripe
when the many wedding services were performed
by a circuit-riding preacher
About ten years ago
Den planted three plants
This year the conditions were perfect for fruiting.
Last week the berries were pink,
Wednesday they were darkening to a perfect ripeness,
and Thursday night the bear came.
Branch tips were stripped
by his bite-and pull method of eating
and a big branch was broken on the ground.
Friday morning
the grandgirls and I discovered the damage.
Anna was a bit sad that the bear damaged the tree,
but Lucy was thrilled that so many berries
were now within her reach.
She ate them indiscriminately
until she discovered that green ones are pretty bad.
The next hour
was spent consuming Hundreds Of Delicious Red Berries.
While Anna braved the tippy stones in the wall
to reach higher branches,
Lucy took Bop a fistful of berries,
which somehow became half a fistful of berries.
When Bop gratefully accepted the gift
and then immediately gave them back to her,
Lucy 's cheeks almost burst with enthusiasm.

This morning the girls are back home
and more branches are broken.
Luckily the weather is  perfect,
nice breeze,
relatively low humidity,
great for beating the bear to the remainder.
I gently bend the branches to reach the higher berries--
not too hard or I will break the remaining branches.
I pick the ripest maroon berries
and the darker reds
and listen to them ping into the bowl.
When I release the branch,
the remaining reds look riper than the pinks
and I wonder if perhaps I should pick them as well.
As I work, I think of spectrums--
the spectrum of juneberry ripeness,
the spectrum of branch brittleness,
the spectrum of house cleanliness,
the political spectrum,
the spectrum of attention given to children.
I think the middle is usually a good place to be.
Colson Blakeslee,
our first family physician,
advised "Everything in moderation."
I like that.
My house has dust bunnies
and the occasional dust possum
but the CDC wouldn't be interested.
I am easily swayed
by both Rebublicans
and Democrats.
I eat low-far cottage cheese and butter,
carrots and bacon.
I use store-bought pie crust
and homemade filling.

I think I'll go make a juneberry pie.




Saturday, June 28, 2014

Juneberry Thoughts



One of the advantages of living on the mountain
is the panoramas that spread out when we drive to the valleys.
Last month
Bennetts Valley was spectacular
with hundreds of juneberry trees in blossom.  
Amelanchior is known by a number of names:
saskatoon
is the native name
and was a major ingredient in pemmican,
shadbush
because it flowers when shad spawns,
serviceberry
because two centuries ago
the berries were ripe
when the many wedding services were performed
by the circuit-riding preacher.
  
About ten years ago
Den planted our three bushes,
and this year the conditions were perfect for fruiting.
Last week
the berries were pink,
Wednesday
they were darkening to a perfect ripeness...
and Thursday night the bear came.
Branch tips were stripped
by his bite-and-pull method of eating
and a big branch was broken on the ground.
Friday morning
the grandgirls and I discovered the damage.
Anna was a bit sad
that the bear damaged the bush,
but Lucy was thrilled
that so many berries
were now within her reach.
She ate them indiscriminately
until she discovered
that green ones were not good.
The next hour
was spent devouring
Hundreds of Delicious Berries.
Crevasses in the stones in the wall
became temporary bowls.
While Anna braved
the wiggly stones in the wall
to reach higher branches,
Lucy took Bop a fistful of berries,
which somehow became
half a fistful of berries.
Bop graciously accepted the gift
and then immediately gave it back to her,
Lucy 's cheeks almost burst with enthusiasm.

This morning the girls are back home
and more branches are broken.
Luckily the weather is perfect:
nice breeze,
relatively low humidity,
great for beating the bear to the remainder of the fruit.
I gently bend the branches
to reach the higher berries--
not too hard
or I will break the remaining branches.
I pick the ripest maroon berries
and the darker reds
and listen to them ping into the bowl.
When I release the branch,
the remaining reds look riper than the pinks
and I wonder if perhaps I should pick them as well.
As I work, I think of spectrums--
the spectrum of juneberry ripeness
with greens not ready and some purples overripe,
and the spectrum of branch brittleness
as I want branches to bend but not break.
In the spectrum of house cleanliness,
our house has dust bunnies
and the occasional dust possum
but the Center for Disease Control hasn't visited yet.
In the political spectrum,
I am easily swayed
by both Rebublicans
and Democrats.
Then there is the spectrum of attention given to children....
I think that the middle is usually a good place to be.
Colson Blakeslee,
our first family physician,
advised "Everything in moderation."
I like that.
I eat low-fat cottage cheese and butter,
carrots and bacon.
I use store-bought pie crust
and homemade filling.

I think I'll go make a juneberry pie.


Seedy deliciousness
Anna and Lucy juneberrying
The "bowl" isn't empty yet

Saturday's task